The Crawl Space

Well, well, well….a surprise visit from my sweet hubby… (who in the heck let him out of the crawl space anyway?)…..but there he goes again making everyone laugh…. so it was good to have him get out and for all of us to have a good hearty giggle. It feels so good to laugh, doesn’t it?

On the homefront….Autumn’s dog Polly is here for 10 (long) days while I grandpet sit and each of the SIX (count them) times I was awaken throughout last night to Polly yelping at the top of her little lungs I couldn’t help but wonder if poor Dw was also woke up in the crawl space by Polly?? I was actually thinking of opening the trap door and slinging Polly in there to keep him company…..maybe it would help him out some…..ya’ know, suffering like he is….By the way honey…what did you get this morning at your favorite coffee shop in the sweet little town that you are on your retreat to go with your mocha?? Was it their famous cinnamon roll??? You poor thing, I’m sooo sorry!!

My morning, dear hubby, started with putting the babies in the bath….and I scurried to the next room to switch loads of clothes and popping back in to check on them playing…and one of the times I came in your little man Elijah said, “This!” (He says “this” and “no” all the time.)…He simultaneously reached his little hand to mine and reaching over he gently deposited a good sized poop ball in my palm. At about that same moment Elizabeth reached her hand to mine and gave me a larger one still. Our very first treasures from our children that were “handmade” which (not to worry) I laid them carefully on your desk upstairs so you can have these first gifts from our precious new bundles of fun!!

I then went to dress the babies. I was almost finished dressing Elizabeth and someone came to the door. I went to the door cause the kids were yelling it was our neighbor. Well it was not our neighbor, but Kyle and he needed me to find some things and I left Elijah there, who I could hear crying. When I was finished getting Kyle what he needed I went back to dress Elijah and sat down on the little quilt where he was laying and found that he had peed all over (and I mean all over) the quilt and I had just sat in it. Special, special memories.

Then I decided I should trim Elizabeth’s toe nails and took my glasses off and started that task. All of a sudden a piece flew off and literally hit me in the corner of my eye and stuck there. I was talking to our precious son Tyler as he was driving back to his base and had to put the phone down so I could go to the bathroom and sure enough there was a piece of toe nail embedded in the corner of my eye but sticking straight out. oiadsjf;oi aij oij;arie ioo;ijfas Oh sorry, my vision is so blurry from that ol’ toe nail it’s hard to see the keyboard.

Let’s see this morning in about one hours time I have had poop handed to me (twice!), sat in a boatload of pee (I had found him drinking water in the tub from his little boat – that explains the “boatload”), and had a toe nail get stuck in the corner of my eye. And just how was that cinnamon roll and mocha, dear?

By the way, I am so glad he mentioned his poor broken fingers…doggone it – that explains it!! I wondered why he hadn’t changed either baby since my return from Africa?!?!?! – silly me! Can’t wait for you to come Mr. Daddy and set those poor dangling fingers of his and he can pitch in again cause I’m sure he would if he could…….

And for all of those who are dying to hear more from my man and how you wished I would let him have his own blog?? Well ladies and gents…..I set him up with his very own blog months ago, infact, (long before I even went to Africa)…. even decorated it up a bit for him…(after all, only a little goes a long way cause we wouldn’t want to make it a girly-man blog)……so your wish has been there all along…right under your noses…he’s had it for months…here’s the link: One Life, One Legacy Sign up, become a follower – give my guy a thrill. It may even spur him to write more often….who knows.

Speaking of writing on his blog…. many of you know that Dw used to be a lawyer?? Yes indeed, the first two years we were married I put him through Law School….then he practiced law for nearly 11 years until we felt God tugging on our heart in a different direction. We closed his very successful law practice and packed up three kids and headed to seminary in Virginia. When Dw was a lawyer he worked hard and he worked long hours….but nothing like senior pastoring.

Someone once said to me, “I wish my husband was a pastor so that he could only work on Sundays. It must be so nice to have him home with you all the time.” I bit my tongue (and that is why I can wear my tongue ring to this day). Senior pastoring is way different than anything else. And for all of you who have a senior pastor….let me assure you from inside this fish bowl…..they work long hours and many, many, off hours as well. Hospital calls, meetings, emergencies, things people never have a clue about – because of all the yuk in people’s lives that senior pastors are called on to help with. We have “shared” him on our special birthdays, anniversary, holidays…..and yes, that means the senior pastors family’s life is way different than most people’s lives. They don’t walk away at the end of the day. They are senior pastoring because they are passionate about people’s lives and eternal destinations. They are driven by that passion to make a difference. And that makes for long days and often long nights and an absence of ‘days off’.

My point in mentioning all that is that that is probably why he doesn’t write as much on his own blog. It was started to train and teach pastors (which he LOVES to do)…so they could log on around the world and have a word from their pastor/friend/mentor….. But you are welcome to join him over there.

He will be making guest appearances from time to time at A Place Called Simplicity…because we are a team and we do have lots and lots of fun together….actually speaking of fun….we (together) have another story to tell of something that he and I laid in bed and laughed for a long, long time about the other night (actually almost wet my pants laughing so hard)…..but that’s for another day…..

Until then, check out his blog….he’ll be tickled you did….

19 thoughts on “The Crawl Space

  1. poo! what a thoughtful gift from your sweet babies! i only ever get vomit… i’m going to have to tell jax that if he loves his mooma, he needs to give me poo.

  2. Ew yuck, totally made me laugh. It starts so innocently doesn’t it? Someday maybe they’ll be embarrassed. But who knows? You really need to print your blog so that when someday comes, you can sit on the couch snuggled together, read your blog and laugh about how they handed you poop! So fun! love ya!

  3. Until now you have totally encouraged our adoption journey. But nowhere in all the literature or books on attachment is there any mention of poo!!! This is going to require some serious prayer!!!

  4. Okay I have never been handed poop in the bath tub but I can remember when my younger brother and I use to take baths together when we where younger and he would poop in the bath it was nasty so I can only imagine what it might be like “REALLY NASTY” I really hope you left the poop on DWs desk! hehehe!

  5. How in the world did you hold off sharing that with me this afternoon during our chat. I know you alluded to BIG FUN… but come on. How could you hold that back. That sounds like some serious good times. serious. serious good times.

    And so glad your man has a blog. We were all worried you were mistreating him. Sha-right! And a pastor, just a Sunday job? That one made me spit out my diet coke. Everytime I think about all the work our pastor has to do it makes my head hurt. I thank God everyday that their are people like you them who devote their lives to God and to their churches so that we may come “to know”…. So you give him a big ol’ hug from me.. and you too. And thanks for all you do. Sunday job. Really?

    I will give you a call in a few and we will get rolling. I am going to spend some time organizing my thoughts and researching “places” tonight. Can’t wait girlfriend.

    Hugs to you and your precious ones.

    🙂
    Amie
    p.s. When we do come to visit, and we are thinking of what gifts to bring, would poo be customary at this point? Or can we go a different direction?

  6. What a morning! Hopefully – the day got better as it went. My Ashley once decorated her crib with poo – and now she is an interior designer – so you just never know 🙂 Alan and I are heading to CO this Friday – so I’m looking forward to seeing you and the little ones in person on Sunday at the River Church. Blessing Linn!

  7. Wahahahah! ROTFL! Gotta love those precious moments – poop and all! I think come Friday, instead of a date, you deserve breakfast and downtown shopping on your own!

    Oh, on the Polly front, try covering her cage with a thick heavy blanket. If she needs something of A’s for the smell, I’ll bring you something.

  8. poop, pee, and toenails, Oh My! Despite all the warmfuzzies you are sending your DH’s way, I can’t help but wonder, Do you REALLY have a tongue ring? That’s all. I’m so shallow. ;o)

  9. Yeah, I didn’t see the tongue ring either! and I’m sure he didn’t enjoy this cinnamon roll all that much knowing all the work you were doing at home. Nothing starts your day off like a handful of warm…..ewww!
    Anyway I gotta tell you this story, I was driving home today in boring old Lancaster Co. and came behind a bus with the name Watoto Childrens Choir…and Watoto.com I thought hmmm gotta check this out, went home and checked their web site and GUESS where they were from?? Uganda! and they were performing in a local church tonite, so of course I made sure we attended. Check out their web site and their schedule. If you have a chance to see them in your area take it! I was very blessed tonite.
    Chris

  10. I would be honored to help in any way I could :o) although I am probably better at amputations than I am at setting…LOL

    with his hand in such a state how in the world did you expect him to hold those precious little balls of POO????? and if he is locked in the Crawl space how could he have enjoyed the squishy quilt sit.

    and really Linny if he had to endure the retreat, and suffer the mocha and that horrid cinnamon roll!!! I gotta say my heart really goes out to him. He has to be near Sainthood to put up with all that, and still exhort people to laugh…..ROFL

    And I loved the figurine, I never thought for a minute that you thought that, you will just have to forgive my twisted sense of humor…
    (although I have had this weird needle phobia lately) :o)

  11. As if taking care of a grand-pet didn’t involve enough poop and pee (and whining)?

    Oh my, Linn . . . that was a rough morning, all the stuff they never put in the parenting manuals in the matter of one hour–including flying fingernails! Yuck . . . ouch . . .ewwwwwe! Thank you Lord that your mercies are new every morning. Praying that today does not include poop-balls, pee puddles, or poked eyes!

    Dw’s blog looks great by the way–and his writings are GOOD stuff. I should have left him a comment, but then his head might not fit in the crawl space– IF you have need to send him back!

    Seriously, thank you to both of you for taking the time to minister to the blogging community, all while taking care of your church flock 24/7 . . . and your sweet boatload of babes!

    Blessings from Texas ~

    Tina

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